Take A Shower

Taking a shower is pretty much
the best thing to do if you're in for some serious
sexytime.
Get ready to get clean!

Do It Yourself: Batik

It's impossibly easy.
And. SO. Much. Fun. 

1.  Just take coloured dyestuff,  dissolve it in a bucket in about 6 litres of hot water. 
2.  Take elastics, and ligate them around small parts of the garment you want to BATIK.
3. Put it into the bucket and wait for, like, 20 minutes. 
4. Take it out.

It looks like this:

Return Home

Not only your family
loves that.
You're gonna be rewarded.
We swear. 

This wonderful place can be found in western Germany. At the moment, only two people live here, but it accommodates up to 10. It's the best home you can imagine.