Take A Shower

Taking a shower is pretty much
the best thing to do if you're in for some serious
sexytime.
Get ready to get clean!

Do an orgy!

You always look for something
exciting. There you go!

It's nice anyways.

 This super porn comes from Antique Porn and seems to happen in... the 60s!

Watch Gifs

We heard
it's the new porn.
It's never been so cool, though.





This one comes from Killing Pinoccio. They also have stills over there.

Party Naked

For example
in the shower.

This one comes from epic inspirational blog JJJound. Naked Parties are over here!

Show Titties

As it is considered one of the realest weapons
women can deal with.
Reach your goals!

HAVE SEX!

There's so many ways.

Always insist on your way of life

You know what happens if you have sex with a guy
and you don't obviate.
Pulling out earlier is not necessarily the right way.
So don't hesitate to use condoms if you feel safer with it.


This one's called 'boycrazy in bed' and is made by Alexi from imboycrazy.com, a superbe blog. 

Quit Social Networks

U wonder what is epic about that?
It is, contrary to the recent oponion,
no lame hipster runoff to show how cool people can be
without social networks.

It has simply two advantages.
1) more time for creativity
2) more time for other people (includes sex, taking drugs, doing parties, socializing)

Welcome to the RL. It suffices to quit  social networks or internet generally for one month first to check how it works.
It's epic!

This one is made because currently, it's the christmassy time of reflection. Quitting social networks for a while helps you to find new music, get new impressions, have time to think freely. 

Change the sex-location

Ok, following the trend of acting against established rules doesn't matter here.
Anyways it could be fun to try some new places and to change the act-position.

This sweet device was diverted from its intended use by a one-night-stand-couple in Hamburg, Germany. The city is not for nothing known for loving sex. in all varieties. 

Respect the vibrator

Yo, whaddup?
You may not be in need of being ghetto to acknowledge the incredible extra perks of a vibrator.
Give it as a present to your  girl, or test it with your fuck buddy.
Try it out with your lover, or stimulate your rectum.
You will always receive a huge buzz.

This one is the brandnew lelo. It has an incredible long lasting, rechargable battery and is 100 per cent waterproof. Furthermore, it comes with no less than 6 different programs.

Go to THE Party

Sometimes, you might feel a little bored about your hometown and all the douchebags hangin' round, not realizing that they're actually not cool.
Here's the solution.

1.  Go the next big city/capital of your country. Pussies are allowed to bring a friend if they cannot stand the challenge to get to the party alone.
2.  Manage to be on the guestlist of the hottest party ever. Simply ask a farfarfar away-round-ten-corners-hipster-friend, he/she will be glad to show his/her VIP-skills.
3.  Get the best party dress ever* 
4.  Go there, get shaky, hang out with those ultracool girls with sideboob-style or simply hook up with that real metropolitan hipster-guy you always see in the magazines.
5.  Now you should be cured from coolness for the next 6 months. 

Repeat as often as necessary.

* Shop Urbanoutfitters.com, asos.com, freepeople.com, vintage shops, weekday, cos, insight, opening ceremony, farfetch- just to name a few.

Hang out with that guy

What is cooler than hanging out in halfhearted summer-air before darkness is along, drinking something and afterwards make out with one of your friends you sometimes meet? Ah, right, nothing!

Later you might chill out at his house a bit, smoking pot & hearing the best oldschool hip hop vinyls. How nice is that?