Go to THE Party

Sometimes, you might feel a little bored about your hometown and all the douchebags hangin' round, not realizing that they're actually not cool.
Here's the solution.

1.  Go the next big city/capital of your country. Pussies are allowed to bring a friend if they cannot stand the challenge to get to the party alone.
2.  Manage to be on the guestlist of the hottest party ever. Simply ask a farfarfar away-round-ten-corners-hipster-friend, he/she will be glad to show his/her VIP-skills.
3.  Get the best party dress ever* 
4.  Go there, get shaky, hang out with those ultracool girls with sideboob-style or simply hook up with that real metropolitan hipster-guy you always see in the magazines.
5.  Now you should be cured from coolness for the next 6 months. 

Repeat as often as necessary.

* Shop Urbanoutfitters.com, asos.com, freepeople.com, vintage shops, weekday, cos, insight, opening ceremony, farfetch- just to name a few.