Take a trip to the other side of the world

What if you've got an ex-boy- or girlfriend? Yeah, right, keeping him/her on the backburner! Why? Because he could ultimatively have the connections right to the coolest spots on earth. Don't believe that?
You could, for example, travel to Bali, visiting an ex-partner who is a surf guide there, surfing the whole day and getting crazy about mushrooms- Just take care of the little monkeys (hydrophobia riddled) and the 'big' surfer dudes (std riddled/ narcisstic/ dumb) and you will have the greatest time with the most awesome people.


Further advantages
1. The Ex will like you for being such a bro-style person, though you have been his/her longterm partner and should be actually frikin' sad about that she/he fucks other men/women
2. Because you visit him/her, you can sleep at his/her house: Low living expenses.
3. You get the ultimative distraction of all your problems (even when the EX is the problem) because of all the new impressions & people
4. You can party hard and don't have to behave like at home. Perfect for going crazy!